Dear F-List,

If any of you guys can hook me up with a part-time job in any English-speaking country outside of the States, I can be there in two weeks. I'm smart, personable, kind of hot, and I make a mean cappuccino.

I am also a U.S. citizen, which is proving an obstacle in my search for work abroad (a life dream that I'm getting increasingly anxious to fulfill), so I will gladly work somewhere that pays under-the-table.

I am 100% serious, folks. PM me!

xx