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Boo wuvs John. He's so into him it's kind of ridiculous. But no matter how much he tries to insinuate himself as something more than a work associate to his training officer--helloooo spilling the beans on Ben's tragic chilhood?--John keeps a fucking brick wall up like it'd kill him to be a little cuddlier.

A year and change goes by. Ben's slowly let further and further off John's leash, riding on his own, what-the-fuck-ever. Soon he might even be recruited by the other teams. It's driving Ben nuts. If he ain't riding with John every day of the week, then how's he supposed to get closer to him? He's pissed. He's frustrated. He's horny as hell.

Ben starts fucking around. Daisy didn't count--that, he thought maybe there was actually something there. But that went out the window in less than three dates. Michelle, though? Fucking Sally the Badge Bunny? That ain't for Ben. That's for John.

Eventually, John will get his head out of his ass and notice what's right under his nose. Ben, that is. If Ben's gonna have to flaunt it by fucking anything that moves, well hell. John's gonna notice Boo if it kills him.

Episode 3x02:

Ben: "You don't have a Sally story?" translate: I'm morbidly curious as to whether or not our dicks have been in the same place. Also, am I making you jealous by fucking her?
John: "...No." translate: ...No.
Ben: [ Hesitates, nervous ] "My car is parked at her place..." Can I get a ride with you? Some alone time in your personal car?
[ Sally rolls up, tooting the horn ]
Ben: God dammit. "You know, I could really use a massage after tackling that dude." From you, John. I want a massage from you.
John: "You're a glutton for punishment." Stop fishing. It ain't getting you nowhere, Boo.
Ben: "You guys are just jealous." Right? Please? God, is any of this working on you??
John: "You have been warned, my friend." [Turns around with a smirk.] "You have been warned." And no. I'm not that easy.
Ben: [ Walks backwards, eye-fucking John ] "What can I say? Love's a bitch." It really, really is.

But it all works out. Ben eventually stops trying to grab John's attention like a puppy chewing on shoes and just mans up. Tells him he wants to blow his brains out while they're on patrol, and that--finally--gets a reaction. John covers it up, but it's too late. Ben's found his angle.

He pushes John every chance he gets, now. When no one's listening, he whispers filth. When no one's looking, he invades John's personal space.

A man can only take so much.

So eventually, John gives Boo what he wants. There's no denying it, it's what John wants too. They both live happily ever after, flirting at work before going home and handcuffing John to Ben's designer, king-sized bed and having hours upon hours of kinky sex. THE END

Comments

[bgaleb.livejournal.com]

You are a terrible tease! Aren't you? ♥

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

Am I?? But I told the story from start to finish!

But ugh, seriously. I think I've tapped out this fandom :/ Read everything on three different rec lists...what next????? I WANT MOAR. Does this mean I have to start writing Sherman/Cooper? But I'm still trying to finish western!AU sequel!! Dilemmas, dilemmas.

[bgaleb.livejournal.com]

O yes, please do finish the western!AU sequel! It's gonna be too cruel to leave them (and us) hanging like that!

We were promised, I think, 13 new episodes of "Southland" this season, so you will have plenty of time to write them!